Tuesday, November 29, 2011

The Morning Traffic Report

During my drive to work this morning, I took notice to a few things that ought to be shared.

1) when coming to a traffic circle, the sign says "yield", not "stop" (I'm talking to you Camry from Michigan.) That's why traffic circles are popular because it keeps traffic moving.

2) when weaving your two-wheeled, motorized razor scooter in and out of traffic, just keep in mind that I'll be snickering at you - mostly because your cigarette dangling from your mouth and your in bizarre, yet innate need to shout at your mobile phone. But, your tiny motorized scooter helps.

3) Heated seats are one of the greatest inventions ever. They are warm, comfortable, and amazing on your back when you've had a long or it's chilly outside.

Drive safe & have a great morning!

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